i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
So. Much. Porn.
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