I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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