Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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