Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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