school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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