We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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