when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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