What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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