You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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