Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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