It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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