This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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