you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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