it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
how drunk are you?
Several
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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