I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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