Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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