jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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