carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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