Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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