I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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