her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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