I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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