i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
