My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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