i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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