Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
