you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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