He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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