it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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