i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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