jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Can vaginas get frostbite?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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