is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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