Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
