let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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