his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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