where does the pee come out of this thing
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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