I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
