no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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