If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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