cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I look better un-naked...
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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