My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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