doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Please don't give away my fajitas
Randomize
