He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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