so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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