Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just forgot I was standing up.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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