Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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