Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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