ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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