How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Randomize
