We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The adults are the big ones right?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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