The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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