if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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